{"id":260,"date":"2009-04-23T00:43:21","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T07:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/?p=260"},"modified":"2009-04-23T00:43:21","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T07:43:21","slug":"god-bless-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"god bless america"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-261\" title=\"heather\" src=\"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/heather.jpg\" alt=\"heather\" width=\"120\" height=\"130\" \/>I ran across <a href=\"http:\/\/i.gizmodo.com\/5222717\/can-the-ipod-shuffle-be-swallowed\">this post<\/a> on Gizmodo featuring what has to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherholliday.com\/\">the most adorable sword swallower (ever, in the history of sword swallowing<\/a>) trying to swallow a new iPod Shuffle. She couldn&#8217;t, but it&#8217;s not for lack of trying. Priceless video footage of repeated attempts reveal that her manner and voice match her mug to a tee. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/1066031\">She<\/a> joined the Coney Island Circus straight out of high school. And I&#8217;m glad she did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ran across this post on Gizmodo featuring what has to be the most adorable sword swallower (ever, in the history of sword swallowing) trying to swallow a new iPod Shuffle. She couldn&#8217;t, but it&#8217;s not for lack of trying. Priceless video footage of repeated attempts reveal that her manner and voice match her mug [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victorbornia.com\/word\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}